Double snatch by well timed phone raid.

Sure! I'll give it a good cleaning inside and out.

What was that mechanic thinking? I am gonna catch it haha?

That looked perfectly safe! No rocks whatsoever...

It has a fucking ladder! Showoff!!

Thomas Diethart crashes hard and tumbles down like a ragdoll.

What the fuck was the driver thinking!

What a pussy! The burglar that is.

It's in China, so we'll never know if it was an accident or not...

In under 15 seconds.

That could have ended a whole lot worse.

He passed for his Darwin exam.

Looks like a lightsaber.

Compilation of some heavy tree cutting equipment.

It was crashing into it or make a right...

Wonder why he got so fat...

Damn. The owner should have had a fully loaded automatic gun ready to kill this army of thieves.

Impressive piece of engineering and musical talent.

And he already had a big hangover.

She is flashing, but...

With compliments of the house!

Finally found living somewhere on the ocean floor.

Oh come on! You put the thing together in a factory!

And the Oscar for best actor goes to...

Live and let live huh... Could have been kids in there you dickhead.

That must have been some dirty underpants.

Should have kept his mouth and pretend it were aliens!