Time to take substitute!

He quit his job and is now working in a nuclear powerplant.

Sneaky stowaway caught by calm snake catcher.

Luckily no one got hurt.

Luckily he already had a wheelchair...

This idea was already flawed from the start.

If this is how they are going to take over the world...

I think it's his sister?

If you need any help scrubbing it off under the shower ;-)

Next time don't bump into your opponent for no apparent reason.

Looks like a little devil to me!

Can't believe he just walked out with only his underpants full of shit!

I think he is cleaning out the blood stains from a person he murdered earlier...

First time in China the elevator wasn't too blame.

Don't mess with this big girl bitches!

Efficient way of transportation IF he makes it ;-)

Did you see his eyes go all squinty? Oh, wait...

It did live up to it's name!

Should have used better nails!

Looks like Trevor from GTA 5 who is making a trip ;-)

Yeah, that one is ready to be scrapped.

This is how it's done in Thailand, in some other countries she would have been riddled with bullets....

Stefan Jchl crashes after a spectacular jump in the Open Face Freeride Series.

Nose wheel failed so it turned out a bumpy crash landing.

One has to go first...

Impressive balancing skills, but now back to the kitchen!

Good to know there are good people left on this planet.