This is not the way to impress everyone dude!

God flushing the toilet.

No need to stop and check, was just a scratch..

The driver is excused since he had a handicap.

Time for a new civil war and kills these psycho bitches!

Confidence in your own product +1!

What was he thinking???

That did leave some skidmarks in his pants.

Rough landing!

Nasa released a stunning timelapse video of our sun.

I am already about to pass out when watching this.

No room for error on those open slides.

He is in a totally different universe right now.

Could have convinced her to suck your dicks too I think.

No worries, he survived. Got 8 lives left now.

Probably thinking why all those idiots drive in the wrong direction.

Those commies should be learned a lesson!

Poor kid shit his pants haha.

He was testing why the laser didn't work...

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention she is 70 years old ;-)

He got tired and decided to take a rest.

That's got to suck. Having just rebuild your bombed clay home.

How many monkey chasers do they have on standby over there?

Pretty impressive how he managed to rip it off so clean.

We never saw Bruce Lee like this.

He got a date tonight and wants to impress her.

Do NOT watch it after eating magic mushrooms, it will fuck everything up.