If you get me a sausage I get you in ;-)

To be honest, I was waiting for an orca that grabbed him...

She has already better moves then me!

No fear of heights for these fluffy cuties!

Can't be scared of this cute little boss!

Fucking Tinder!

It was a long and hard screening of all applicants but these two had the best qualities.

Ah, that last one breaks my heart looking scared and lonely...

And the last thing, can you get me a beer?

Two small puppies biting each other in a super cute way!

Straight to a shower to wash that bad breathe smell off!

And no sleezy pervert jokes!! Those two are my sisters!!

Or its freezing cold in your home you cruel bastard!

Blinked!

I want to see the owners face hen he gets back home and takes his new friend along.

Where can I order one online?

Little girls grow up ;-)

Someone is getting laid tonight!!

Lucky kitten!

What would you do all day if you were an elephant ;-)

Incredible! I didn't know these animals were so smart!!

Daddy ruins the cake and pisses his little kids off pretty bad!

But you could have dropped them on the grass the first time haha.

Looks like me on a Monday morning after a weekend partying.

Guy helps out his brother over the finish line while both losing the first place at a triathlon.

Why do I always find drunk dudes pissing against a tree for my house?

Ehhmmm.. I can see your... Well never mind, go on! ;-)