Look on the bright side, you have a huge pool now.

Grabbed her by the boobies!

Or he was just practicing the breaststroke.

It had green...

Mercenaries opening fire on a Somali pirate attack on a big oil tanker.

The plane was overbooked and he refused the 800 dollar option to skip this flight. So United Airline...

Somehere in Ukraine there is a shortage of bombs and ammo now.

Fucking hell! I think Miami Vice, Scarface and GTA is part of their training.

Airplane comes in too hot during stormy weather and breaks it right landing gear and crash lands. No...

Mexican cartel boss gets a surprising visit from the special forces and they brought fireworks.

A little late for Chinese New Year.

Call the fucking police you idiot!

First time someone is really pleased with a delayed train.

Kidding ;-) Don't stick your dick in crazy!

Well at least they didn't get to take the bike...

Having a very bad day ;-)

If you are stupid enough to leave it like this he should be allowed to keep it!

Honey, I am little later today!

Passenger jet aborts landing at Schiphol airport due to severe weather conditions and makes a go aro...

You'll never look the same to those war videos now.

Wow. Nothing more than respect! Think of this when your taking the piss again at the police!

This is seriously close, what a HERO!!

Remember this when you put yours back in your pocket next to your balls!

Why no safety harness?

I think she is used to ass kissers all the time.

Power outages and millions of dollars damage.

I hope he didn't save money on his insurance.