I think a female rejected him at the last moment and now he is stuck with blue balls.

It is only missing flames and time travel ;-)

I think it's a trick and he just wants to see her tits ;)

His childhood dream of being a goalie came true that day.

Lucky man. Could have ended a lot worse!

Poor cat! You can see him think how the fuck did I end up with this guy??

No sleeping on the job here!

This is what we came to see right!

What's this button for? To kill the engine. Oops!

There have been conflicting reports of what exactly happened in the Syrian town of Jisr al-Shughour ...

Why do so many people have this idea that animals are temporary? Luckily someone rescued the dog.

That's it! I'll never go to a Chinese restaurant again!

I'd still be the only fucker not to catch anything.

See what happens when hundreds of fans throw toiletpaper.

I'm wondering what would happen to him if it went wrong.

Super Mario gets help after an argument with Jordan and it wasn't Luigi to the rescue.

Kroko schnappt zu

They don't give a fuck, they just steal a new car in Western-Europe again.

Isn't the back side open?

Don't steal from this shop owner or bring weapons.

Gas throttle was stuck and woman destroys the carwash and her car.

Her license should be revoked immediately!

Honey, I am little later today!

This girl has some insane flexibility. Looks Painful

Who needs a brazilian butt augmentation when you can just put a pillow in your pants?

Great driving skills on the landing.

This dumbass will show you.