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Shows how much people and monkeys actually are alike.

I guess it had enough of life.

"We didn't just put that on tv did we?"

Guy passing out in the middle of the highway and fleeing the scene after. What was he on?

Always choose your escape route wisely.

Motherfuckers. Gorilla wasn't harming him at all! They should have shot is stupid mother instead!!

You should have asked if he was alright dude...

The plane was overbooked and he refused the 800 dollar option to skip this flight. So United Airline...

I don't think I would like this crawling in my house either!

Everything for that perfect Instagram shot.

I bet she was cheap...

Guy climbs the crane of the tallest residential building in Dubai.

Another future stripper in the making.

Emergency services where looking for a gas leak. They didn't find it on time...

It is in Dubai so the owner probably bought another one before the fire truck arrived.

I think a female rejected him at the last moment and now he is stuck with blue balls.

Totally nuts.

The moment you regret not taking the abortion option.

Man gets catapulted to the 31st floor when his elevator goes haywire and crashes into the top floor....

Somewhere someone forgot a switch.

What's this button for? To kill the engine. Oops!

They definitely watched too much TV over there...

He's back!!! Our suicidal biker resurrected like a Phoenix from the flame!

This one should be locked up and key must thrown away.

And the poor dogs you dumbfuck!

It was a loaner as well...