Motherfuckers. Gorilla wasn't harming him at all! They should have shot is stupid mother instead!!

"We didn't just put that on tv did we?"

Always choose your escape route wisely.

Holy shit, one inch lower and it would have been a terrible mess.

I guess it had enough of life.

And the family dog gets blamed again.

Mom's wish was to be a swimmer, never worked out for her. So now she's 'coaching' her kid.

I don't think I would like this crawling in my house either!

You should have asked if he was alright dude...

Everything for that perfect Instagram shot.

I bet she was cheap...

Shows how much people and monkeys actually are alike.

It is in Dubai so the owner probably bought another one before the fire truck arrived.

Guy passing out in the middle of the highway and fleeing the scene after. What was he on?

When in doubt...

Another future stripper in the making.

Double snatch by well timed phone raid.

Emergency services where looking for a gas leak. They didn't find it on time...

He's back!!! Our suicidal biker resurrected like a Phoenix from the flame!

And the poor dogs you dumbfuck!

The moment you regret not taking the abortion option.

It was a loaner as well...

Totally nuts.

They definitely watched too much TV over there...

Somewhere someone forgot a switch.

This one should be locked up and key must thrown away.

Man gets catapulted to the 31st floor when his elevator goes haywire and crashes into the top floor....