Luckily he wears his seatbe... Oh wait.

You're not you when you're hungry, eat a Snickers!

Lol at the poor sod on the right who got soaked till his underpants haha.

point

He smells so bad the bees can't stand hanging out more then 3 seconds next to him.

Always nice to work in a country where health and safety isn't mandatory yet, right?

Imagine a group of naturally talented individuals who have had a remarkable track record of success ...

We should be careful! I've seen Planet of the Apes and this isn't gonna end well!

This isn't humanly possible right??

Thanks for the help you slow fat fuck!

Looks like perfect ballooning weather to me...

Man prevents a young woman jumping for a bullet train in China.

Instead of discussing what it is, I would... RUN!

With hot sauce, that's so gross!! Should have used ketchup instead!

I think it is time to quit altogether!

That is sucks if you're stuck in between.

This cop watched too much police series on TV.

This dude needs one big fucking flamethrower to burn them all!

And you regret it the day after...

I would have made it rain shit I think.

No warranty you said?

At least it goes down in style.

Drugs are bad okay!

I would have passed, thank you!

Two headed lizard eating cockroaches, tomorrow: Chinese man eats two headed lizard.

Next time add some more on a birthday cake for a little extra effect ;-)

Now try to reverse...