Next time tell him you melt the snow with piss if he pulls a stunt like that again!

With hundreds of baby spider which makes me wonder where their mother... Whaaaaa!!!

No fuck was given.

dog

Now waiting for part II where alcohol kicks in.

Cycling on the ice ends in a headache.

Lets open a brick on his teeth ok.

And beats up the referee.

Someone played too much GTA.

And while we're crying over unsatisfying pizza orders, in some parts of the world people are starvin...

Poor people on planet Saturn!

That was half the playing field out of the race in one big crash.

Religious views aside; Who takes orders from the lunch lady?

That can only mean one thing: Free climbing the Eiffel tower!

Think of this guy if you call in sick at work with a mild cold...

I am tired of this shit. I declare all killer clowns outlawed and everyone gets a license to kill!

I'd better skip this one. I can't even walk to the bathroom without hitting a toe!

He is fixed for another lice free year to come!

And in Thailand that is meant literally. So it's a good thing to have lots of friends there otherwis...

ROFL. So wrong, but sooooo funny.

Someone forgot something important..

congressman

She got herself almost beheaded but ok...

That's got to suck. Having just rebuild your bombed clay home.

Yes lets go stand on a slippery railing haha.

I'd say time to go bald!

And gets immediately pulled over for speeding :-p