He was either drunk or just plain stupid to do this.

Always choose your escape route wisely.

Man gets catapulted to the 31st floor when his elevator goes haywire and crashes into the top floor....

I think a female rejected him at the last moment and now he is stuck with blue balls.

Motherfuckers. Gorilla wasn't harming him at all! They should have shot is stupid mother instead!!

This is how people travel with the train in Mumbai.

Why do so many people have this idea that animals are temporary? Luckily someone rescued the dog.

The moment you regret not taking the abortion option.

They definitely watched too much TV over there...

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You should have asked if he was alright dude...

It is in Dubai so the owner probably bought another one before the fire truck arrived.

What's this button for? To kill the engine. Oops!

And the poor dogs you dumbfuck!

Emergency services where looking for a gas leak. They didn't find it on time...

I'd still be the only fucker not to catch anything.

That's it! I'll never go to a Chinese restaurant again!

Poor cat! You can see him think how the fuck did I end up with this guy??

Guy climbs the crane of the tallest residential building in Dubai.

WHERES MY MEDICINE! Mooooooooooo.

I'm wondering what would happen to him if it went wrong.

Lucky man. Could have ended a lot worse!

First time someone is really pleased with a delayed train.

Who needs a brazilian butt augmentation when you can just put a pillow in your pants?

Super Mario gets help after an argument with Jordan and it wasn't Luigi to the rescue.

This one should be locked up and key must thrown away.

I would buy a lottery ticket the same day, you never know ;-)