Mexican cartel boss gets a surprising visit from the special forces and they brought fireworks.

santa

They we're closed and these bitches needed food to prevent them from starving to death...

Not sure what happened between these two but she sure is mad.

Pretty impressive how he managed to rip it off so clean.

I suddenly heard a rattle on the way back home..

It's at a BP gas station. They like their spills especially if someone else pays for it.

Just jump in the back!

Risk of going to such a boring game!

It makes them sick, literally.

Jet ski driver gets distracted by hot blonde and runs directly into other jet ski

He should have made a bet on that ;-)

And she is proud of it as well...

Someone fucked up something pretty big.

Someone forgot to take her pills this morning.

"Don't fuck with another man's vehicle!"

You made a hole in your mother's coffee table you stupid idiot!

Looks like a can opener.

Frogs can hibernate below zero, so it's probably still alive!

Not without reason of course. The house is seconds from being swallowed by a giant sinkhole.

Well that explains why his inlaws didn't invite him over this year.

OMG What an annoying attention whore. She should try a hot pepper, maybe that will shut her up.

Haha. He didn't expect that!

As above.

I wonder what's in the middle... A puppy or a kitten?

That's what you came to see right?

I think his driving skills were shit to begin with.