Nice, You look way better dude!

Someone fucked up something pretty big.

I've got a haemorrhoid that does the same thing every now and then.

It's not the first time if you look at his hair haha.

Looks like a can opener.

Haha. He didn't expect that!

Frogs can hibernate below zero, so it's probably still alive!

Scary moment for base jumper who get away with it this time.

Well that explains why his inlaws didn't invite him over this year.

Been there, done that. Kids, don't do drugs.

Dude! You played way too much GTA!

Wow. If your cat starts talking to you he must really hate it!

"I feel like I've accomplished something" How can you be so proud of killing an innocent ...

Mom!?

And now I have itches everywhere.

It's at a BP gas station. They like their spills especially if someone else pays for it.

santa

Disgusting!

Jet ski driver gets distracted by hot blonde and runs directly into other jet ski

A little bit of steroids do the magic...

OMG What an annoying attention whore. She should try a hot pepper, maybe that will shut her up.

But I bet he had to change his underwear.

Man tries to cross the road on a zebra crossing in Vietnam. But apparently the traffic rules are a b...

Not without reason of course. The house is seconds from being swallowed by a giant sinkhole.

That's why it was invented, wasn't it?

I don't think she will ever marry someone if they see this.

Great, now everyone's going to try riding airbags