Honey, I am little later today!

I think he is cleaning out the blood stains from a person he murdered earlier...

Ok, I stop complaining about my 10 sit ups every other day.

I'll hope his insurance covers this, if he has any...

Should have taken a waterscooter.

Think he's gonna spend quite some time on the toilet now ;-)

Monkey see, monkey do. Right?

Look on the bright side, a free pool and less grass to mow!

Sure! I'll give it a good cleaning inside and out.

Good thing he didn't had a venomous snake as roommate...

Monkey see, monkey do haha.

Have a Snickers, your not you when you're hungry!

My cat did the same when I was young, cost me a week housearrest since my mother didn't believe me!

God flushing the toilet.

Former Firefighter dressed as batman for a charity event saw smoke coming from a house.

Guy gets hit by a RC plane and beats the crap out of it.

Too much power for this old lady!

What an idiot, well actually the both of them.

And jumps and goes straight into the pub for a pint!

A nightmare for people who suffer from allergies.

Good way of making things clear if your partner doesn't get the signals you were sending before.

I've got a haemorrhoid that does the same thing every now and then.

This is outrageous. Feeding those animals alcohol while they have to drive!

Note to self: Always pick a seat in the front!

Well that escalated quickly! (Action starts @ 2:00)

What a rotten bit of luck for that car owner.

It is still in the testing phase.