Act normal will ya!

Maggots having Christmas dinner.

Total retard sticks a sparkler in his mouth which breaks off. Cold fire huh!

How stupid can you be?

This is a case where the extinguisher has a higher IQ than the person using it.

Poor moose, stuck with a drunk idiot on his back in the middle of a lake...

He doesn't like the girl next to him, and I doubt he will like girls in the rest of his life too ;-)...

Wait for it, wait for it... Oh.

What a pussy. How is he going to survive life itself if he already thinks he dies after falling off ...

That will beep in his right ear for a while.

Fail!

Only uncle Al volunteered to play the trumpet (after a heavy night of celebrating).

I think he likes his privacy.

I don't need you!!

What have you learned today at school? Well...

Smart to stand below an exploding basket full of firecrackers that come raining down.

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This happens if you don't clean the shower drain in time.

Or they get pissed, or at least it sounds he is very pissed.

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John didn't like it very much.

It was screaming: Kelp! Kelp! Kelp!

I bet the neighbours were like YES!!!

I suggest trading this one in for a smarter one at the animal shelter.

How fucking awesome is this!

They are all stationary! I can do it like this too...

There goes your fastest time.