I want to dig up my Hot Wheels and build a track myself now.

Don't mess with this lady! But don't shake her hands too!!!

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Don't fuck with my kids!

Friendly people there in Australia, if they only paid a bit more attention to the road ;-)

He survived his little cartoonesque adventure.

Time for this kid to take a walk so he can do his... Wait this isn't right!

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I suggest we don't harm animals anymore and use this dumbfuck to test our stuff on!

It was screaming: Kelp! Kelp! Kelp!

Poor little grandma failed to grab the train on time and got stuck between the doors. All the way to...

She found 29 double yolks in a box containing 30 eggs. The likelihood of having a double yolk is 1/1...

Not much to doubt after his funky dance ;-)

I was sticking Lego blocks up my nose when I was his age.

What a pussy. How is he going to survive life itself if he already thinks he dies after falling off ...

This happens if you don't clean the shower drain in time.

One job, you had ONE job...

So he didn't smash the car window, but he did manage to brake the bricks under it. That is one stron...

Celebrating the victory of Russia.

Fail!

I don't need you!!

Get's noticed by the owner of the car...

Maggots having Christmas dinner.

Poor cow but that's nature I'm afraid.

You dirty assholes!

This is a restricted airspace for real birds only.

She just wants to look like daddy.