She got herself almost beheaded but ok...

He won her over with his gangster style...

Someone played too much GTA 5 haha!

When his girlfriend got home she thought he made her dinner!

With serious consequences!

You had her you fucking idiot!

Oops.. Well we still have the video ;-)

He'd wish haha!

If you get me a sausage I get you in ;-)

I like it he still plays innocent.

Didn't see that one coming!

I bet she buys lots of fast food with her hard earned cash!

I still look like this when I chuck a Tequila shot!

Piss off you fucking city slicker!

To no avail....

After hearing her sing and seeing her act... My thoughts exactly!

By jumping on the back of his big buddy.

Laugh all you want, but he still can give you the finger!

WORST idea ever!!

In her mouth people, in her mouth!

Drunk dude pissing in his sleep on the bus.

Almost another nominee for the Darwin awards 2017.

I dont think he knows who he is playing with...

He just has a lot of experience with the thing ;-)

And feeling smug about it ;-)

Who comes first, shall be last...

I guess it was Jungle Book.