He speaks quite well English.

That's why women live longer then men.

Off to the shops for another bunch of roses...

Who's the bitch now motherfucker!!

Happy Mothers day!

She feels like a kid again!

At least the sun is out ;-)

She had a painful bee sting and went to this quack.

Sucks to be so close yet fail.

Bigger is better!

Just training that booty for the studs!

My granny used to say: there are more wacko's on the street then locked up in a madhouse.

Hahaha. Sorry but this is just fucking hilarious!

10 points for the heading off.

I think that's a lot of road rash and a gigantic lawsuit on the way.

Celebrating with a paper waterfall.

I can't take my friends anywhere without them making a fuzz...

Pfew... I was afraid his shiny underpants would rip open haha!

I hope his dinner was a bit tasty since he has to chew it down for the second time!

I would have hid it between her boobs ;-)

All his kindergarten friends are jealous and now want to come over to play with his super cool toys....

He deserves a cookie now!

If this doesn't get him laid...

Like !

Always keep your eye on the ball...

The floor is lava hype ends with a floor of garbage.

Straight to hell!