Fun times on the metro.

Next time you come to my place on land ok?

Or he just wants a sip himself.

"Go! Bwaaah" The dog just wanted to fetch her better parents.

That is one well raised doggy!

Never seen Dumb and Dumber or even stupider than that ;-)

He did this before haha.

What a dick!

She now damaged one of her two braincells, still one left.

"That will overflow the toilet".

They soaked me several times during the summer with their water pistols. Now it's my turn!

That ended in a very disappointing wedding night.

I wonder if he thought about the 220 volts on it...

My Chinese is pretty good. What she's saying is how good they would taste with some garlic, some gra...

That's for leaving me behind in this hot and smelly RV!

I doubt he gets through the metal detector at customs.

Soldier gets a leg lock on the worst time during the ceremony.

There is something on your face.

Turn out not so macho after all :-p

Nobody seems to care as well...

One thing is for sure. He'll be watching next years Superbowl in an old folks home.

He fancies an omelette?

Your balls are next up!

Breaking the ice with a little girl.

Actually he just wanted to put his flip-flops on ... actually :-)

White and black southerns bonding over a possum. There is hope.

Strange world we would have...