If you hadn't just eaten the fucking cat, this wouldn't have happened!

That is one well raised doggy!

Fun times on the metro.

That hurts doesn't it!

The good old tazer...

One giant fuck up for the both of them haha.

My Chinese is pretty good. What she's saying is how good they would taste with some garlic, some gra...

They wanted to know what would happen when you let two chatbots talk to each other.

Gives some insight how the bird flu got around.

I doubt he gets through the metal detector at customs.

The force is strong in this one!

Strange world we would have...

That's why women live longer then men.

Well the swing is fine, its the landing that needs some more practice!

You can barely see the difference with their normal cars.

Steel balls, or no balls at all?!

One is supplier, other is distributor.

If only all the chicks were so happy to see me ;-)

I wonder if he thought about the 220 volts on it...

That's for leaving me behind in this hot and smelly RV!

They did say we were gonna see some elephants!

He can forget about Jane now!

Typical pussy tease. Just when you think you're getting close...

Strike!

Haha, and this is supposed to protect and serve us??

Soldier gets a leg lock on the worst time during the ceremony.

Thou shall not steal beer!