There was only one outcome possible here, and it wasn't a dry one.

Keeps you young ;-)

Having a good time at work +1.

Glad you survived this terrible crash Mr. Sunshine!

Should have gone to acting school.

Fuck this, I will just pay the bill haha.

It's that time of the year again!!!

enjoy...

He reminds me of Bert from Sesame Street.

I think it was a used one too..

Chinese version of the happy meal.

Someone is in a bad mood today.

I still look like this when I chuck a Tequila shot!

Always fun at spring break.

I would have dumped him and find someone more manlier!

Very mean to sit and wait for people to break something, but funny as well ;)

Guess what happens.

This little boss is gonna make the chicks go crazy later!

dsss

Just pretend nothing happened.

Too bad it's on the wrong side of the pitch.

The weather man said layering...

After looking at that belly I threw up a little bit.

Thanks for your hospitality! Here a little gift to show my gratitude!!!

Your mother is gonna be pissed and will beat the shit out of you!

They must have forgot to feed him in this little baby factory.

That lady wanted to help waaaaaay to eager haha.