Glad you survived this terrible crash Mr. Sunshine!

Could have convinced her to suck your dicks too I think.

I would have dumped him and find someone more manlier!

You gonna feel that tomorrow big time dude.

Hey bro! Good morning to you too!! :-D

Don't text while walking...

Ahhhhhh. So close haha.

Say good bye to your loyal buddy...

He is laying some other bricks.

He did not thought this thr.. Well looking at the mattress, he actually did!

Drunks and train stations don't mix... Actually, being drunk doesn't mix with anything.

Bunch of hillbillies in total panic trying to rescue a 17(!) year old crybaby!

Very mean to sit and wait for people to break something, but funny as well ;)

They must have forgot to feed him in this little baby factory.

That's not very hygienic!

She is enjoying this a little too much.

That's why women live longer.

The Russian way... But hey, at least they're taking him!

He seems to enjoy this a bit too much. I don't know what the other hand is doing but I have a pretty...

Flat out on the deck.

Lol, I bet the owner is now too haha.

Luckily a bystander is there to help out a hand.

Chinese version of the happy meal.

Get's trolled right back.

Thanks for your hospitality! Here a little gift to show my gratitude!!!

Maybe this goes a little tiny bit too far???

Your mother is gonna be pissed and will beat the shit out of you!