Time to buy a lottery ticket.

This is what we came to see right!

You made a hole in your mother's coffee table you stupid idiot!

I would have throw him off haha.

How did he end up there?

No one was injured, well except the poor spider.

Luckily she is top heavy to counteract the bucking.

Good thing she wears a high visibility jacket!

Why o why would you wait 20 years to go to a doctor with such a massive cyste on your head????

This is what thousands of years of civilisation led too.

Shitting bricks when a shark says hello.

It's called bulletproof glass, NOT RPG proof glass.

We have some excellent Darwin Award contestants over here.

Wow. Four seconds airborne and about 7 rollovers. He stepped out alive but pretty dizzy.

Good to know the passenger seems to care. /NOT!

Maybe he is still in denial?

They definitely watched too much TV over there...

Go get some lottery ticket dude!

Almost lost his fingers too. Would have been hard to pull the parachute release than.

Accidental discharge never even heard.

A little bit of steroids do the magic...

Spectacular breach of humpback whale causes scary moment for kayakers.

Finally a school trip worth going on. Everyone got out btw.

Try the escalator instead.

In China again. For fuck sake take the stairs over there!

Looks like a ride through hell.

Poor cat... I think the bitch steals his food too.