Twitching tail means? Happy???

Skynet... RUN!!!

With a soft but cold landing.

Yes you guessed it right ;-)

He better start boxing, probably better in it too.

Lets go all watch and see what happens.

That are some excellent plane 'driving' skills.

Cheeky son of a bitch gets learned a valuable lesson.

She wanted a bit of privacy today.

Let's just hope he had a soft landing.

Look on positive side, he didn't take your car ;-)

This wasn't a good idea already from the start!

Only the braking needs some attention.

A real life achievement. Almost 30, skateboarding and taking a shit without a wipe!

He did not see that one coming.

Looks like someone escaped from the mental hospital.

Looks like a standard noodle bowl to me.

OMG What an annoying attention whore. She should try a hot pepper, maybe that will shut her up.

Too bad she survived but I hope her vocal chords are gone and with that her annoying voice.

You got to have a deathwish to do this don't you?

This dumbass will show you.

Someone played too much GTA.

He was about to make a report over a lovely cute dog that was rescued and needed a new home...

She that will not be taught must suffer!

Big fireball in a tunnel after a crappy truck full of paint thinner crashes.

Over here you would end up in jail for this.

At least it goes down in style.