I don't need you!!

Can't those people do anything without torture?

Fertilising unit explodes due to a heavy fire.

Luke Aikens jumps from 25000 feet without a parachute and lands in a tiny net.

In case you're wondering, the ATM is now out of order.

Act normal will ya!

He should have kept his helmet on.

I suggest we don't harm animals anymore and use this dumbfuck to test our stuff on!

There goes your fastest time.

She found 29 double yolks in a box containing 30 eggs. The likelihood of having a double yolk is 1/1...

It might have been a bigger record, he may have lost one or two along the way.

How stupid can you be?

Poor moose, stuck with a drunk idiot on his back in the middle of a lake...

His daytime job is a bookkeeper but at night..

Dude. You're driving in a river!

He did not see that one coming.

His chain snapped within 10 feet of the start but that didn't stop him from going down like a madman...

Oh dear. I hope dad hide all his guns otherwise this kid is going to bring his game skills into prac...

I think he likes his privacy.

Poor little grandma failed to grab the train on time and got stuck between the doors. All the way to...

Very bad temper.

And find out it is just a bug...

That one can go to the scrapyard.

Get's noticed by the owner of the car...

That's why safety helmets are mandatory over there.

The cameraman has some big balls or is now wanted by the authorities!

Your lucky they weren't heavily armed bank robbers dude.