Looks like a can opener.

The guy hit the water hard and broke a few ribs.

santa

But I have to give him credit for coming up with pulling the barrier across the road!

If she's a lesbian she can lick her own pussy!

From the chainsaw prank guy a few weeks ago.

Mom!?

Nice, You look way better dude!

And now I have itches everywhere.

Good thing he'd noticed otherwise he'd be surprised when he got home.

Walking a tightrope between two air balloons? Talk about balls of steel.

With his back broken in two places..

Jet ski driver gets distracted by hot blonde and runs directly into other jet ski

Something you don't see everyday...

Haha. He didn't expect that!

OMG What an annoying attention whore. She should try a hot pepper, maybe that will shut her up.

They we're closed and these bitches needed food to prevent them from starving to death...

Wow. If your cat starts talking to you he must really hate it!

"I feel like I've accomplished something" How can you be so proud of killing an innocent ...

And she is proud of it as well...

Dude! You played way too much GTA!

I don't think she will ever marry someone if they see this.

As above.

That's what you came to see right?

So much for your dog training reputation!

Someone forgot to take her pills this morning.

That's why it was invented, wasn't it?