And there's a lot of turtle tartar coming out.

Didn't even know they could jump?

Cute turtle finds diver very interesting.

They even fall slowly!

Only people without a heart could sell or buy something as cruel as this. Poor turtles...

The poor turtle is sentenced to death in about 2 days. How can people enjoy this kind of cruelty? So...

Turtle feels like a spider, climbing up against the wall.

He'll probably bite off your hand in one second too.

I'm so curious who came up with the idea of having a skirt wearing turtle pull a barrel? Lmao.

First I couldn't identify that thing laying next to it. But I soon found out that's his penis...

"Oops".

Who would have thought turtles could be so fast?

A turtle has performed a theatrical dive into a lake three feet below at the 2011 Players Championsh...

It must have been really tired... Lol.

Kitten goes for a ride on the back of a tortoise.

It's a cute little thing though.

He surely is a lot faster with this modification

He doesn't get far though.

The cute little turtle wants to be friendly but the cat just had no interest.

Tortoise torments Hans the dog by taking his sweet time getting through the gate.

Dog goes for a very casual ride on a turtle.

Obviously blind of retarded turtly is humping a shoe

Dirtly little turtle humps shoe. Ah well, don't we all do that once in a while?

I've never seen a turtle run this fast!

Wonder if he knows any tricks