This kid is not just a good soccer player, he's a gymnast as well!

By making that goalkeeper look like a fool.

Well, someone impersonating Borat at least.

She throws herself down the stadium to get to him.

This guy is crazy, he almost looks like a wax statue.

Police dog interrupts soccer game.

Ouch!

Why do they always have to be so annoying?

This example shows why these guys play in the amateur league and not the professionals, lol.

He was pretty good, until he stept on the ball...

Piss on soccer and Nike!

For The Last Time Guys, Goalkeepers Are Suppose To Stop The Ball.

Never celebrate your victory too early!

This guy is crazy :)

Think soccer might be a better sport for him...

Probably hurts a lot.

Spanish TV at its finest.

They're so polite, some of them even wear face masks as to not incomodate the others with their vodk...

Look at the tan lines, lol.

GOALLLLL!

Soccer Coach Eats His Boogers

Van der Vaart hits the cameraman right in his stomach.

This way. No, this way. No, this way. No, this way.

Someday he'll show his ADOPTED children this video and laugh. ;-P

Someday he'll show his ADOPTED children this video and laugh. ;-P

Sadly, this patented Fell-Off-The-Bicycle kick was the highlight of this dude's indoor soccer career...

No way he is ever gonna get that back again.