I wouldn't touch that high bar anymore.

WTF is he doing to this pizza?

...In the refrigerated counter!

Two dogs bark at each other until one of them decides to let him 'talk to the ass', lol.

Ouch!

Her lunch was so good she just had to enjoy it again.

This guy is absolutely sexy ;) You don't think so?

Chewable Pampers

Ouch...

Shut up f*cking b*tch? New candidate for the parents of the year award...

Dude's just trying to talk to you. Why you gotta be so nasty?