I need this guy in my life, or at least in my kitchen...

Dumb girl cuts herself while singing off key and playing with a knife.

Five finger fillet level: Pro.

Scary voodoo magic.

Man gets injured by air burst when stabbing car tire.

Better don't mess with this girl, she'll fillet you before you'll even notice.

No paper knife? This cute little guy might lend you a hand.... er...tooth!