Poor child will never dare to touch a fence again, ever.

Maybe he searches a bit too thoroughly...?

That had to hurt.

Time for a carreer switch maybe?

Real men take what they want. And I'm guessing before that kid's skateboard it was 47 chili dogs.

Somebody needs their eyes checked.

It was probably so boring that he just fell asleep.

Here's a great idea, lets get the volunteer to drive! But seriously how can they have missed that??!...

Now that's one masterplan!

British guard vommits and continues his job like nothing happened.