Impressive, but a wet shoulder anyway... eww.

The Russian way... But hey, at least they're taking him!

Think she had one beer too many.

I knew drunk driving was bad, but apparently taking the subway home instead of driving is not much s...

Apart from myself last weekend...

And he loves it.

Bunch of wasted homeless people acting like idiots on the sidewalk downtown Florida. WTF!

Doesn't seem necessary anyway...

But it looks like he drank a little too much himself.

And definitely don't let a intoxicated friend do stunts with a machete...

But she just keeps on trying while she lies on the floor, lol.

He had a few too many.

If you wake up like this you really should stop drinking or doing drugs.

That must have been a hell of a party.

Talking about overconfident... Fortunately for him the elephant decides to bail.

The wasted guy lost his balance and fell right out of the bus.

Nice butt crack.

Intoxicated bride tries to take the bus home from her own wedding.

Something tells me the wedding didn't really go as planned.

Something tells me the wedding didn't really go as planned.

Don't mess with this guy or he will Kung Fu your car!

Drunk man dancing on bleachers falls down backwards.

What person his age still sleeps in a bunk bed anyway?

Aaaaand she's gone.

Drunk Russian girl runs into glass of bus stop.

But not for long.

When daddy gets really drunk he forgets mom gained some weight.