"How ya d*ck hanging?"... Lol.

Didn't expect that one.

Little girl has trouble blowing out the candles on her birthday cake and her dad ruins it all...

Fireworks and spray cans usually aren't a very safe combination.

If you hate someone in Mexico, just wait until your birthday and you can hit him in the face without...

Birthday cake in the shape of penis gives birthday girl a surprise.

Looks like a happy ending.

And the poor birthday guy has nothing.

The guy with the spray can obviously wanted it to be his last birthday.

It was her longtime wish to have a stripper on her birthday, so her daughter decided to finally get ...

But she would like to turn chocolate brown on her 4th birthday...

No son, you should blow out the candles, not eat them.

He sure likes balloons!

Poor guy got 1 year older, but ended up with bald head looking at least 20 years older. Talk about b...

Hairspray is very flammable.

She almost needed a wig for her birthday.

I would love to have that cake for my birthday!

What did they expect?

Even worse, he's now gonna spend every day telling his parents to put him up for adoption.

That mom must feel pretty stupid.

That's probably every man's dream girl, an easily excitable gun owner.

Just don't forget to unplug your smoke detector!