Wannabe ninja cuts himself before starting the fight...

And shows his face on video, giving the police the evidence they need... What a clever guy!

Luckily they got him out on time!

Lol, I think he needs a new assistant.

The beach and the water is full of oil, and they go swimming... I mean WTF?

Still not a very good combination.

Dumb kid hasn't learned anything from all the 'swing fail' videos.

Meant to be really funny I guess..

Who the F messes up a simple prank like this!?

Idiot gets a 75lb sparring bag dropped on his nuts. Dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Idiots drop a heavy sandsack straight in this moron's groin.

Idiot decides to launch a bottle rocket from his mouth. Fail.

Must have seen a gold fish..

We all must find a use for our head, it just took him a little longer.

This way. No, this way. No, this way. No, this way.

And another one bites the dust.

Didn't these teen girls see all the 'swing faceplant' movies? If they did, they should have known be...

"There are some things you must be aware of about yourself," the 22-year-old Mexican matad...

He was all macho until...

I'm not good at parking a car but this is unbelievable.

Dangerous Vancouver demolition.

This is the reason why you shouldn't let children play with fire.

Obviously the newsreader found it amusing as well.

Very good idea, but next time, try to drive forward ;-P

This guy gets huge speed racing down a dry bobsled track in a roller sled and slams at a high speed ...

Probably the dumbest burglar ever.

Makes you proud to be a media brainwashed consumer doesn't it?