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Let the dash cam tell the real story...

Maybe they hope someone crashed and they had more work to do?

Bunch of hillbillies in total panic trying to rescue a 17(!) year old crybaby!

He did not thought this thr.. Well looking at the mattress, he actually did!

Drunks and train stations don't mix... Actually, being drunk doesn't mix with anything.

She is enjoying this a little too much.

The Russian way... But hey, at least they're taking him!

Get's trolled right back.

Teenager fooling around with two shotguns almost blows his foot off.

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Fire?? Who would have thought?!

Chinese man smashes his brand new Mercedes S class to pieces because he wasn't treated in a fairway ...

Your mother is gonna be pissed and will beat the shit out of you!

This retard motorist was very lucky today.

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You need to take more time preparing next time!

Good luck explaining that to your dad.

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Learn a lesson from this, don't... do... it!

This is how your crash it.

Sorry mom, your car got a couple dents.

In my opinion this would be a legit reason for beheading.

And who is gonna clean up the mess???

This guy is so wasted he doesn't even notice he forgot to take his burger from the box. I think none...

That's what you get for jumping on a van...

That de-escalated quickly!