Let the dash cam tell the real story...

#Ignorant.

Sorry mom, your car got a couple dents.

Get's trolled right back.

Imagine a dumbfuck like this crashing into you...

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Stupid idiots. Probably watched too much Jackass.

Drunks and train stations don't mix... Actually, being drunk doesn't mix with anything.

A hat won't hide your blondeness, neither does the crash landing.

She is enjoying this a little too much.

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Lets all get Ayds! 1982 diet suppression chocolates. Talk about the wrong product name at the wr...

In my opinion this would be a legit reason for beheading.

You guys have way too many free time to come up wit these stupid ideas.

There wasn't much brain damage to get anyway.

And who is gonna clean up the mess???

He did not thought this thr.. Well looking at the mattress, he actually did!

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You need to take more time preparing next time!

After puking, he just leaves it there until two girls fall over it.

Worker punctures a spray paint can and gets blasted with paint.

Bunch of hillbillies in total panic trying to rescue a 17(!) year old crybaby!

Great set up btw! But I hope her insurance covered it.

This guy is so wasted he doesn't even notice he forgot to take his burger from the box. I think none...

The Russian way... But hey, at least they're taking him!

Learn a lesson from this, don't... do... it!

Good luck explaining that to your dad.