This is a original idea to crush your ballsack

Let the dash cam tell the real story...

Stupid idiots. Probably watched too much Jackass.

Sorry mom, your car got a couple dents.

Get's trolled right back.

Imagine a dumbfuck like this crashing into you...

A hat won't hide your blondeness, neither does the crash landing.

Drunks and train stations don't mix... Actually, being drunk doesn't mix with anything.

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She is enjoying this a little too much.

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In my opinion this would be a legit reason for beheading.

Bunch of hillbillies in total panic trying to rescue a 17(!) year old crybaby!

He did not thought this thr.. Well looking at the mattress, he actually did!

Great set up btw! But I hope her insurance covered it.

You need to take more time preparing next time!

And who is gonna clean up the mess???

You guys have way too many free time to come up wit these stupid ideas.

The Russian way... But hey, at least they're taking him!

Learn a lesson from this, don't... do... it!

There wasn't much brain damage to get anyway.

This guy is so wasted he doesn't even notice he forgot to take his burger from the box. I think none...

After puking, he just leaves it there until two girls fall over it.

Good luck explaining that to your dad.

Worker punctures a spray paint can and gets blasted with paint.