Maybe they hope someone crashed and they had more work to do?

Bunch of hillbillies in total panic trying to rescue a 17(!) year old crybaby!

Drunks and train stations don't mix... Actually, being drunk doesn't mix with anything.

Let the dash cam tell the real story...

She is enjoying this a little too much.

Your mother is gonna be pissed and will beat the shit out of you!

Great set up btw! But I hope her insurance covered it.

Teenager fooling around with two shotguns almost blows his foot off.

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Get's trolled right back.

He did not thought this thr.. Well looking at the mattress, he actually did!

Fire?? Who would have thought?!

The Russian way... But hey, at least they're taking him!

You need to take more time preparing next time!

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Sorry mom, your car got a couple dents.

Good luck explaining that to your dad.

Learn a lesson from this, don't... do... it!

In my opinion this would be a legit reason for beheading.

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And who is gonna clean up the mess???

Chinese man smashes his brand new Mercedes S class to pieces because he wasn't treated in a fairway ...

This guy is so wasted he doesn't even notice he forgot to take his burger from the box. I think none...

Lets all get Ayds! 1982 diet suppression chocolates. Talk about the wrong product name at the wr...

This is how your crash it.

Worker punctures a spray paint can and gets blasted with paint.

This retard motorist was very lucky today.