I would suggest you try nicotine patches first.

After a bottle of vodka this seem a smart idea.

Some people have more luck than brains...

It takes some time and some pulling but he gets him out eventually.

Good thing you let you kid inhale it too....

You can try to reach out, but he won't see you..

Lol, he also forgot what goes in must come out. Good luck tomorrow ;-)

Or say goodbye to your car ;-P

Fifteen.

I hope it was a very important call.

And drives through town, dragging the fuel hose along.

It's a miracle he managed to start the truck in the first place.

And the fun part is nothing he says is true. He is just a poser pretending and is now in hiding afte...

And the police probably won't find it a good idea either.

How did he came here anyway?

Or concussion...

Since it's already open...

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Stupid woman.

"hello boss, I broke a mirror"

Lets go all watch and see what happens.

Is it me or are people getting more stupid every day?

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That's what you get if you don't pay attention to your kid.

Well placed chair breaks his fall, lucky but stupid.

The best december fails so far.

Who is gonna explain the boss how this fuck up started...