Who comes first, shall be last...

You only need 2 chops of wood and a stick.

The fuck dude! Your are playing with other peoples lives here you idiot!

Too much kerosene perhaps?

You still get your fine, only speeders after you are lucky ;-)

Would have been the Darwin award winner of the month.

He had a few too many.

Probably the dumbest burglar ever.

If the finish was at the end of the tunnel, he'd still won!

But fails...lol

But the flash flood stops his car.

And not a fuck was given.

Some people are even too stupid to drive their car straight.

"I told you so".

Luckily projector tvs are shit anyways.

Did no one know a burning car often explodes?

Coolest dad in the world or no?

It's not that hard after al... LOL.

'Cool' Russian guys get busted.

If brains were shit he'd probably be constipated.

Or you might be crawling through everyone's piss.

But... With the right amount of alcohol, anything is possible.

This Russian driver wrecks his customized Jeep by driving through a flooded road which appears to be...

No matter what they do the Ruskis always keep us entertained.

Idiot dancing in traffic gets hit by an icecream truck.

Probably to drunk to find his balance...

Idiots shouldn't be permitted near open fires...