Remember this when you put yours back in your pocket next to your balls!

Why no safety harness?

Too much Red Bulls.

I suddenly heard a rattle on the way back home..

But you could have dropped them on the grass the first time haha.

Now you know why the house prices are low in this neighbourhood.

Reminds me of my back in 'Na.. Modern Warfare!

Mother interferes when her hot head son wants to settle some road rage anger.

Chromed Mercedes SLS wrecks his skirt on the curbstone.

That moment when she will realize and has to start over again haha.

Looks like me on a Monday morning after a weekend partying.

Holy crap... Even I would have shit my pants here!

Now how about those SUV off road capabilities??

Look on the bright side, the shed was build properly!

I think she is used to ass kissers all the time.

That's nature kids. There is always a mouth to feed!

Sure! Get in!

Ring ring. Hello it's the pet shop. That Tarantula we sold you turned out to be a venomous Mouse spi...

This revenge is sweet!

That would have scared the shit out of me!

That goalie just got himself an offer for a big league club.

What a douchebag. Hope the police paid him a visit!

Recognizable..

I think this we have to invent a new name to describe this kind of stupidity.

If his mother sees this, you're fucked!

Uzbeki goalie makes himself immortal by scoring the winning goal in a Championship final.

We need a bigger crane!