That will keep him calm next time!

Don't forget to flu.. Wow!

Or you will become dinner.

I feel sorry for the poor sod :'-)

Can someone get some antacids for him?

Stop staring and get me some fried chicken!

Nice come back!

But loves his ball very much!

Don't fuck with Mother Nature!

Without spilling a single drop!

Would have been an epic catch if it wasn't for that big quarterback!

Artist making art by using gun powder to burn his drawings into a piece of wood.

Taste like shit too.

Cool and all but I guess laser removal is not a possibility with this haha.

I would have given him a beer and watched how he crawled home ;-)

Eat that dad!

You'd better watch out or you'll be hearing the bell 24/7 haha.

I am motorcyclist. In a traffic jam. I shall pass. I must...

Looks healthy....

One giant fuck up for the both of them haha.

Someone forgot to bring hm his lunch.

He just can't believe his own eyes!

Never spill a drop on the dance floor again!

That was quite the diving grab! We need this guy on boarder patrol.. Oh wait...

Strike!

Bunch of hillbillies in total panic trying to rescue a 17(!) year old crybaby!

Frenchie gangster in the hood!