No worries kid, they remember you now ;-)

I don't know what he smoked, but it wasn't healthy.

So instead of a few bad words and two minutes to find another spot. You now have a damaged car, have...

I tried to skip the 24 hour wait and used super glue. DON'T! Better listen and use wood glue.

It's an Airbus!

Land of vodka, this is a normal walking pace over there.

Or he has a lot of itches and no hands.

When you gotto go, you gotta go right?

Prof.Dr. Brian Cox shows in NASA's massive vacuum chamber that objects fall with equal speed to eart...

Yeah what is more important to you. They seeing your tiny willie or your friend in a wheelchair.

Nice first impression guys! They like you already...

That's why your not allowed to drink in your lunch break.

I don't understand a word they're saying but I already like this TV show.

He lives his life on the edge.

I face this challenge every morning when I want to go to my refrigerator and my mother in law is the...

They start teaching new Jihadists younger every year.

You can see her counting the money already.

I would have set myself on fire too if some Arab chose such a horrible paint scheme on such a cool c...

Apparently this creepy thing is a queen termite but I would have called Ghostbusters to get rid of i...

Two desert animals fighting to see who's is going to be who's lunch.

They we're closed and these bitches needed food to prevent them from starving to death...

Crazy Arab humor scares the shit out of three hitchhiking Indians when he flips his car on to two wh...

Nice win for him but he is still off to the slaughterhouse.

Now back to work you jealous jerkoffs!

I think a female rejected him at the last moment and now he is stuck with blue balls.

They have bigger priorities over there instead of the dangerous parking tickets and minor speeding v...

Guy risks his car to save this cute puppy from drowning in a drain canal.