You didn't only ruin your own backflip but the guy who wanted to do the hurdle thing is screwed too....

He watched too much Discovery Channel and thought he can do it too.

There goes his manhood and his chance on a second date.

Well placed chair breaks his fall, lucky but stupid.

Wait for it!

Finally a food show that makes me interested in cooking.

Captain forgot to brake.

Poor guy. Maybe he can go again.

Rat mom and her children train crossing the road.

He just likes eating his food from the floor.

Now go explain your mother why her antique dinner table has a burn mark on it.

It must be a dog born in a cat body.

Lucky kids, I see plenty enough of LEGO bricks to build them another one!

I don't know what surprises me most. That shy swans ask help from a human or that they're into BDSM....

That's why you should go fast anyplace, anywhere, anytime!

But what to do next?

WE haven't got all day.

And the hamster is chasing mice and scratching his nails on the couch.

Into a pyramid of Pepsi cans. With fails compilation.

Mom? Is that you???

Maybe it's better to take a step back and start as traffic cop.

Son hits his dad right in the kisser.

Way to go dude. Now your wife will never let you change the diaper again!

Four prop classic airplane makes a very low pass and is filmed in slow motion.

I know of some banks that actually use these machines...

Don't worry dude, I did even worse. Had to call the rescue guys to take me down the fucking slope. B...

He leaves his opponent flabbergasted and defeated.