He must have shitted bricks for weeks.

Good luck repainting the ceiling.

It's raining so there weren't any pretty ladies they could whistle to.

He can skip the shower tonight.

Lol, we see these two in couple of years in Hollywood.

What the fuck did these guys take? I want some too!

He will have learned a lesson today!

Say goodbye to your inheritance ;-)

So much for a guard dog...

Big piles of worms found on the road after flooding in Texas.

Driver underestimates the height of a train bridge and crashes into it.

Just don't put too much weight on it...

Smart thinking paps! Neither his car or his garage haha.

That isn't a fish! He caught Oprah!

No one was injured, all Mexicans in a 200 mile radius fled to Los Angelos.

In the movies it always works out...

And what did we agree on?

And one pigeon was scared to death.

He did learn something today. LISTEN what people say, and THINK before you do something stupid!

He wanted to be in the spotlight.

Girl with disfigured feet won't let it ruin her life.

Especially if you're driving in Russia.

They don't take half measures in China.

Crazy dude finds out why his mother hates him, and his father now too I guess ;-)

Next time lunch after you've done your deadlift.

And the cat is not amused!

On their way to bomb some ISIS fighters.