I'd still be the only fucker not to catch anything.

I do wonder what he wanted to accomplish here.

It is Allah's way to filter out the stupid ones.

Now you got a spotless piece of junk.

That's impressive, I wonder if you can outrun this.

That is a lot of sushi's.

That something else than coming home with a cute puppy.

This was grandpa running, imagine being behind him at a cash register.

What'd you expect? A fat dude in a pink and purple spandex onesie...

I bet GTA is his favourite game.

I don't think the owner meant hosing down the inside when he wanted his car washed.

Thank VW for this!

Yep you guessed it right, crazy woman left her kitchen.

He needs to go to the dentist now.

If you see fish with three eyes it was caught here.

Time to find you a mate ;-)

Who would have thought...

She will have learned a lesson by now.

Never grow up! Keeps you happy till the end :-)

That needed a bigger bang.

Come on guys, it isn't a crocodile!

She liked it, me too!

I guess it was takeaway for dinner instead...

Twitching tail means? Happy???

That will prevent those annoying kids to ring the bell ;-)

Yeah, you're gonna keep the bench warm the rest of the season.

Skynet... RUN!!!