No need to stop and check, was just a scratch..

God flushing the toilet.

This is the TSA's new 1.4 million (!) app that randomly tells people to go left or right... Amazing ...

This is not the way to impress everyone dude!

Good to know there are good people left on this planet.

Impressive balancing skills, but now back to the kitchen!

I want to pocket her too!

Third world taser.

One has to go first...

Nose wheel failed so it turned out a bumpy crash landing.

I bet he left a smoking fart trail behind him the rest of the day.

The lady got away unscathed, her car not so much.

Stefan Jchl crashes after a spectacular jump in the Open Face Freeride Series.

This is how it's done in Thailand, in some other countries she would have been riddled with bullets....

Yeah, that one is ready to be scrapped.

Perfect solution for keeping her in the kitchen!

Looks like Trevor from GTA 5 who is making a trip ;-)

We are all equal but some are more equal than others.

Should have used better nails!

It did live up to it's name!

Did you see his eyes go all squinty? Oh, wait...

So every fat woman is now suspicious...

The dog doesn't seem to care!

Efficient way of transportation IF he makes it ;-)

Don't mess with this big girl bitches!

Lol. Blaming everyone but himself.

First time in China the elevator wasn't too blame.