Dude glues dick to his sleeping girlfriend's head.

Dude broke his skull, nose, and got a concussion. Next time he'll wear a helmet.

I Don't Know What He Was Trying To Do... But That Had Fail Written All Over It

Girl dancing in front of webcam, makes a fool out of herself in the end.

This dude just lays on the ground moaning in pain after he faceplants hard after a failed jump.

This annoying kid is in charge of his mother!

nanny

beaten

...

Can you call this a nutshot?

Blessing his heart won't help him!

Drunken dancer faceplants on dresser. From Failblog

This way you won't lose all his hair inside the house!

Girls and their phones...

Aaaaaaaawwww!

Spoiled fat girl thinks she's eating strawberries with wipped cream...

Watermelon launcher fails and smacks a watermelon straight in girls face.

Happy ending to tragic story.

A couple of guys in decide to pull down a palm tree for some reason;

Now here's a guy we can all learn from! Life's too short to worry about problems so just go out and ...

Wow, that's fast.

Somebody needs their eyes checked.

Drinking wodka all day will worsen your taste and style.

A bunch of idiot having fun with some fireworks.

Friends laugh at her while she's crying.

Of course only in Japan. I want one!

Beer Slingshot Fail