Or you could just have told her like a normal parent.

This is what thousands of years of civilisation led too.

That wasn't a very smart thing to do was it?

That's why you should wear safety glasses people!

Quick, put some ice on it!

Time that you said it bro!

This wasn't a good idea already from the start!

Skynet... RUN!!!

I don't think the owner meant hosing down the inside when he wanted his car washed.

I hope this fucker gets a visit from Child Protective Services or better some guy who will roughen h...

Dinnertime for one of them.

Well I would have at least expected a fart noise or horn ;-)

She should have never been allowed to leave the kitchen.

That must have been very nasty since he sniffs the zebra's ass and thinks "You know what, I thi...

US Marine exercise where soldiers are trained to escape from a submerged aircraft while being blindf...

Someone wasn't paying attention.

The fight over TV's.

The absolute winner of this year. Bitch lady steals from kid!

Nice way of fetch dude!

Just checking out the dead man switch.

Should have gone to acting school.

Never go full Pogo.

No she didn't steal, she failed a maths test...

So close!

The evolution of kids toys.

Cool! Now we can print out our own rockets!

Guys wants some attention for deforesting and stuffs his mouth with a tarantula, toad and baby snake...