How much paper does it need to stop a massive .50 calibre bullet from a sniper rifle?

Well this idea was flawed from the start, so...

Thunder clouds gathering, let's go to the beach and go surfing!

It is just taking his afternoon nap.

It was a long way home.

Retard stops in the middle of the highway to start a fight.

That's why you shouldn't use the road as a race track.

If the dog agrees with your attacker you must be a fucking asshole!

Ok... And what now? Die?

In China again off course.

They should make the padlock from the metal used in the wrench and the problem is solved ;-)

With the thong of his girlfriend.

They are here now!

Made it into a select elite club now.

I guess it were waverunners than.

That is a man's dream walk-in fridge!

Expensive lesson for this dumb ass.

Very cool but it's MPG sucks.

The drunk teacher were the coolest ones!

This might come in handy one day when I need to impress a girl (and get her drunk ;-)).

Watch them or we may have a new species in a few months...

It had enough of his boss and had to get rid of him.

How about switching to a triangel?

It does looks like her husband wants to kill himself. And that was before he knew she would post it ...

That is an awful lot of sushi's!

They only found her camera...

Turned out the seafood wasn't that fresh after all!