Almost. But how the fuck did he know what to do??

And you just don't give a fuck.

Fish gets caught in flooded living room.

Some fine piece of machinery separates the green tomatoes from the ripe ones.

Smoking husband gets a taste of his own medicine.

Now let me go you assholes!

He can be sure next game he will be watching from the bench haha.

Thanks but no thanks, I'm outta here!

His soul got taken away.

The force is strong in this one!

Not someone to pick a fight with...

Sometimes it's better to just let go!

Finally the helmet pays off!

Pfff. Even I can do more than that!

But he sure knows how to get them excited ;-p

A dare to sit on a bee hive with his naked but earns this guy 500 dollar and a stinging butt for day...

Or he just wants a sip himself.

This is a pussy Spiderman!

Thanks for the help, NOT!

I think I am gonna get the LEGO box from the attic again ;)

I am solving mine since 2006...

And let there be light ;)

Proof that cyclists are hated by everyone and everything.

Her ass is so big that can't hurt much.

So that's why you shouldn't hide under a tree during a thunderstorm.

OK you can carry me away now :-x

And the Darwin Award for September goes to...