It reminds me of something else...

Free fireworks!

Here it cost at least a week to have some inspector take a look and figure out what to do...

I want to see the owners face hen he gets back home and takes his new friend along.

Steve? Is that you??

Santa comes twice this year kiddo!

I know the feeling when it sheds. Just like when an impossible turd makes its way out.

Surprise!

I think he doesn't even want to know what came out...

That caused some dirty underpants!

Smooth!!

Yes, you all can!

Keep calm and count your balls.

Reminds me of my ex wife. Beautiful at first, but slowly choking me to death after we got married......

If those two were girls it would have rained money!

WTF. That rat is so big it can claim your your house!

Uhmmm. Can I get a discount?

Don't fuck with my kids!

"Isn't he too young to enjoy this?" "No, he will LOVE it just like us!

He almost breaks his jaw haha.

This is a goer! Won't give up that easy.

No need to wait for the snow to fall this year!

Honey, I am little later today!

This is not "out of your skillset", this is plain stupid!!

Literally, burning rubber in a drag racer!

And leaves that crappy SUV he had to drag along all day long.

How ice cubes are made.