Bored of his stalker.

The fastest way to get back on your feet after losing your job is to miss a car payment!

I wonder who's faster on the 100 meters, the segway or Usain?

Yeah, that is gonna need some new asphalt.

And wrecking the antique china cabinet.

It was a short, but thrilling ride.

I would have backed up too.

Cool idea!

Amazing Jump!

That was quite the diving grab! We need this guy on boarder patrol.. Oh wait...

I suggest you take the elevator down if you don't fall out of it!

This is racist!

Guy in the audience loses his control @1:30 after a puppet teases him a bit and goes on a rampage.

He doesn't like his friend's weird looking friend and takes matters into his own hands.

Woke up on the wrong side off the bed.

Uh oh. Evolution is getting out of control here. Beware of the Planet of the Bears.

That's one way to go up.

After puking, he just leaves it there until two girls fall over it.

These dogs have better table manners than most people, lol.

Because bears also need to be protected from dental problems.

Nuts and face fail!

Why don't I have this??

I suggest you lose some weight first before buying it and making you look like a complete idiot gett...

And it was the anti static spray which apparently is highly flammable.

Close call for the customer at the register.

Unlucky moment to leave his snowglider.

Weekdays in the army.